[Hollywood & Highland, Level 5]

[Santa Monica]

[Cathedral Cove]

LIFE FOUND A WAY:
The True Story of Jeff Golblum ‘s Lovechild.

All… all I know is that I was born in the late 1980s in Los Angeles, I have a sharp wit and a cool walk, and I’m nearsighted. You, uh… you do the, uh… math. :)

The new year brings new faces, new storylines, new characters.

Big Sean is definitely straddling that line. I mean, come on… I appreciate the effort, but the song is basically titled Ass. Pitbull did this in Spanish six years ago. And Mystikal before him. And Wreckx-N-Effect + Sir Mix-A-Lot before them. This story’s been told! I’ve also grown weary of Nikki’s schtick.

Having said that, I was compelled to make this photoset after reading an inspired Youtube comment from one Radetzky19. Pass it along.

“The Friend Zone.”

From my notebook at age 20:

“On girlfriends; friends that are girls — there’s no point. It’s wasted energy. Unless we work together in some capacity, then I can understand. Sorry to say, but I have plenty of close friends that I spend my free time with whom I don’t f***; they’re called guys.

The whole ‘friend zone’ thing? Ugh. I hate being the nice guy all the time. Being in the ‘friend zone’ with a girl you like is akin to being an emotional tampon.

You get to absorb all the nasty, icky, stuff that comes naturally to women, and men generally hate; but you’re the nice guy, so it’s the closest to any action you’re gonna get from her.

When she’s through with you, she’ll remove you from her vagina and flush you down the toilet till she needs another few days to feel better.”

…Man ALIVE, I was bitter back then. ღ

(Btw, about half these people I don’t talk to anymore. To the ones I do still talk to (on Facebook, probably) — Sorry to offend you, and if you ask me to take down your picture, I’ll seriously consider it. lol]

CHILDISH GAMBINO. CLUB NOKIA. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 2011.

October 25, 2011 — Everything was going fine on Leno when Barack Obama came to visit. He addressed the death of Gadafi, withdrawing troops from Iraq, etc. But at around 10pm PST, black people of all races lost a major political battle, when Barack publicly endorsed Roscoe’s House of Chicken & Waffles. Even going so far as to mention how after his visit, the presidential limousine smelled of fried chicken. 

30 million fairly progressive white people around the country then chuckled to themselves and whispered, “…I knew it.”

-”…Just like it says in the encyclopedia.” - Dave Chappelle

If I could go back in time… I’m just saying. #justaspoonfulofsugar